[Dilemma] Should I leak this chick's nudes?

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I'm caught in such a dilemma, a predicament if you will, maybe even a conundrum; I'd like to have freedom of choice but it's like my hand is being forced, yet as a man it's my responsibility to consider the opinions of my tribe, since I can't exist in the wilderness as just a naked, rugged individualist exposed to the elements all on my own like this dude in the Consume Nothing Day vid; a 2/3rds vote will be required to serve as conclusive proof of a firm opinion on the part of the community; otherwise I just have to take matters into my own consideration and maybe even my own hands. See https://vintologi.com/threads/theres-this-chick-who-seems-to-be-egging-me-on-to-share-her-nudes.363/

 

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I meant to put as the last option, Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! / Not over this shit / Drop the biscuit

Am I comin' or goin'? / I can barely decide / I just drank a fifth of vodka / Dare me to drive?

 

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I forgot to include two other options, (1) run over a hard-working father of five or (2) run over your evil twin who's holding your dog

 

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I'm caught in such a dilemma, a predicament if you will, maybe even a conundrum

Ou comme les Français disent, une casse-tête