Specifically what he wrote on there was, "You’re all jealous of my 10/10 pretty-boy face This site is full of stupid, disgusting, mentally ill degenerates who take pleasure in putting down others. That is all I have to say on here. Goodbye."
Sounds like stuff you would've said, especially after God supposedly shrunk your midface. You know what I think happened? The priest took one look at your face and said, "The devil is amongst us. Stay back boy, this calls for divine intervention!"