Tired of having to use so much toilet paper?

Leucosticte

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It's probably your diet; every day you should drink a couple smoothies. Just throw in your Vitamix some berries, milk, oatmeal, a touch of honey, and some ice cubes. It'll clean you right out with a nice, refreshing healthy bowel movement the next morning.

The other advantage of this is that it gets rid of those strawberries, blueberries, or whatever that were just gonna receive hair anyway because it's not like you can put that many berries on your cereal before they go bad.

You were suffering all this time for nothing, when just one healthy habit could've brought about a dramatic change. You're welcome.
 
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